Sparkle USA Mad Hatter Patriotic Crazy Hat

A big Red, White & Blue Sparkling Patriotic Mad Hatter for celebrating the great USA!  A great funny hat for Fourth of July celebrations, or anytime you want to show your BIG patriotism for the great USA!

Four Eyes Joke Shop is selling this hat to offer all proceeds to the Southbridge VFW, with the intent of supporting our men and women who are fighting for the very values we all expect. 

WAKE up AMERICA!   We ask you to  declare yourselves!  Are you American?  If your lazy, then you are NOT what American is all about, if you  TAKE from the system then you are NOT American, IF you expect a check and don't work then your NOT AMERICAN.  This hat, and the proceeds, goes to those that serve America in the riskiest way - life.

Americans - wake up!  You GET WHAT YOU  GIVE!  Give NOTHING then, we are NOTHING!  Expect China, a communist country, to own you - Because they are your American Banker.

WAKE UP PEOPLE! We are not safe, unless you are on board.  Time my friends, to carry and believe in your flag.  We ask you, to restate your intent -  wear a hat, but better yet, carry our FLAG!

It's just not funny anymore, get out of your RECLINER!

All who can, are reminded to exercise your vote. Your votes do count.