Polly the Insulting Parrot - Polly is rude, obnoxious, politically incorrect and HYSTERICAL!!!!! Here are a few things that Polly says when put into action by motion Polly wants a f#ucking cracker, give Polly a f#ucking cracker now! Polly wants a blow job! Ohhh, ohhh, oh that feels good Dick head alert! Dick Head Alert! Dick Head Alert! Who's a pretty Polly, Who's a pretty Polly? Not you Lard Ass! Whistle - Hey you! Go F#ck yourself! Nobody loves you, everybody hates you! Arrrkk Come closer, Come Closer - Scratch Polly's Ass Who's a f#cker then, Who's a f#cker then! Hey baby show us your tits - wolf whistle.