Shipping Policy
Internet, Online orders are shipped on a daily basis, Monday thru Saturday. Four Eyes Joke Shop makes every effort to ship orders on the same day. Most US deliveries are made within two to four days. Our preferred shipping partner is the USPS, as we have found them to be the least expensive option for our customers, with the highest level of service. Our standard method of shipping is PRIORITY, as we know you want your funny business FAST!
Overnight Shipping is offered through USPS Express. Please check the shipping calculator located just below the shopping cart on the left hand side of the Four Eyes Joke Shop web pages.
HALLOWEEN & CHRISTMAS shipping follows the Four Eyes Joke Shop policy to get orders out on the same or very next day - we do experience a lot of pressure, but so far so good! PLEASE NOTE - that the USPS has cut off dates for guaranteed delivery.
If you do not recieve your funny business within a FOUR EYES reasonable time frame (2 to 4 days for Priority, next day for express) please contact FOUR EYES JOKE SHOP so that we can raise cane with the shipper!
INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS: International shipment have varied delivery time frames. We ship USPS Priority International, and USPS Express International.
Helpful Shipping links:
USPS Track and Confirm
Calculate to see how long Priority, Express, or International shipping will take for delivery. Four Eyes Joke Shop ships from zip code 01518
Payments Policy
All Payments are to FOUR EYES JOKE SHOP, and are made in USD.
Internet Payments are secure. Four Eyes Joke Shop offers several options for payments, they are: Mastercard, Visa, & American Express.
Checks are accepted only with mail orders. Orders are shipped once the checks have been cleared by our bank.
Availability
All products are subject to availability and prior sale. Occasionally inventory discrepancies may incorrectly display items as available on our website. If this occurs, your order will be held and you will be notified of the error before your order is processed. If we cannot reach you by e-mail or phone, your order will automatically be shipped without the available item.
Returns & Refunds Policy
Due to the nature of the products that we sell, Four Eyes Joke Shop does not accept returns. Costumes, Hats and Wigs are not returnable for health reasons. Refunds are offered only in the event of out of stock merchandise, or defective product returns.
Four Eyes Joke Shop makes every effort to insure that products we sell, and ship are free of any defects. In the event that an order arrives damaged in shipping, please contact us imediately. Do not discard the box or any packing materials. Defective product claims must be reported within two business days of orders receipt. Replacement or credit will be offered at the discretion of the shopkeeper at Four Eyes Joke Shop. Shock Items are all tested prior to shipping, and none will be sent out if defective. NO defective claims are accepted for shock items.
Your Privacy
Four Eyes Joke Shop does not sell and tell. Your pranks, gags, and joke are our secret. Mail A Gag recipients will NOT be told who made the purchase, unless you have us include a funny gift card or note.
In the Four Eyes Joke Shop store we do make every effort to note who the "e;GAG GIFT"e; recipient is through an internal GAG GIFT Registry of sorts. This is offered only to help our gag gift giving customers keep from duplicating gifts. We do not share who purchased what, only that "e;it's already been done!"e;
Four Eyes Joke Shop does not share your private information with anyone! Period. Your email, your address and your purchase information is kept strictly underwraps. If you opt into our mailing list, then you will recieve mail both through the internet and in your mail box. If you choose to be removed from the Four Eyes mailing list, please email your removal instructions to remove@foureyesjokeshop.com You may also contact us by phone.
FOUR EYES JOKE SHOP will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ask you for account numbers in an email. That's just not funny, necessary or safe.
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