Big Ugly Scorpion Earrings, clip ons OR a perfectly wonderful scorpion PRANK tool!

These big scorpions can be worn as just earrings, as they were intended .... BUT not by anyone at Four Eyes! We use these lovely, very ugly, and big scorpions in our gags. True it is that scorpion gags work best in areas that actually have these awful creatures running around, like Texas (where we lived at one time). Nevertheless, a good scorpion joke never fails, regardless of where you live.

The big scorpions are easily removed from the clip on earring holders. What you are left with is two parts, the useless earring holders, and the priceless big fake scorpions. The scorpions will have a small ring in the mouth area (do scorpions have mouths?). This ring is then used to help you with your pranking, as you can then tie monofilament (fishing line) to it, at your desired lengths or attach to a dollar bill snatcher!

Four Eyes pranksters have tied a line of monofilament about ten to twelve inches to the scorpion (via the ring( and then taped the other end to the inside of a cabinet. Carefull placing the tied scorpion in the cabinet and closing the door. When the cabinet door is opened, it appears as though the scorpion is running out of the cabinet!

This can also be done with the refridgerator, although we have found it is best to place the scorpion on the top of the refridgerator, out of sight and tape the end of the monofilament to the top edge of the refridgerator rather than inside. When the door is opened the scorpion swoops down, and viola .....SHRIEK!

And of course, don't forget the pots and pans! Use a shorter line of monofilament, and tape the scorpion to the underside of a lid. When it is opened .....SHRIEK.