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Funny Crazy hats,
Funny Costumes for Adults, Kids, Couples and Groups and a super selection of
funny birthday and retirement gag gifts! |
Four Eyes Joke Shop specializes in funny top quality costumes at discounted prices! You will not find scary costumes here, the world is scary enough! More laughs are needed!
Be sure to check out our Couples Costumes and Group Costumes Package Deals.
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Found Elsewhere at: $119.95
: $99.00
Save: $20.95 (17 %)
Thanksgiving Turkey Costume
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Does This Gum Make My Ass Look BIg
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Found Elsewhere at: $49.95
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Save: $10.00 (20 %)
Doughnut Halloween Costume for Adults & Couples
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Frog Prince Halloween Costume
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Dirty Girl funny gag gift card insert
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Elf Stocking Christmas Funny Hat
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Living Will
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. She's Such A Bitch..... |
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German, Japanese and a Hillbilly
Three woman, one German, one Japanese and one a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German lady pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rings. The Japanese lady lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly. When she finished she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly lady felt decidedly low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The hillbilly lady finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
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